Snow Is Putting an End To Russian Soccer Slowly, It's Making Me Want To Stop Playing Too

Did you know Snow is formed when temperatures are low and there is moisture in the atmosphere. When these tiny ice crystals collide they stick together in clouds to become snowflakes. If enough ice crystals stick together, they'll become heavy enough to fall to the ground, and become a big pile of white Ice we call "Snow." I don't mind the snow, it's the cold I cant take! I hate the cold I just cant take it, my ancestors were from warm places like Africa, this means my ancestors were smart enough to not deal with cold weather. It's the "Boots and winter jacket" type of weather. Me personally, Ill be wearing a pair of boots and a North face, along with two other jackets underneath.
I hate the cold so you wouldn't be surprised of how mad I was when I looked out the window and saw the weather today. It had snowed all night and It was freezing outside with what felt like 100 miles per hour winds. I was furious, especially because I usually don't have classes on Tuesdays or Thursdays, But today of all the days to have classes I did. Oh man today just wasn't my day.
So to begin the day I took a shower, and when I got out I froze my privates off, because they don't turn the heat on in Thomas, I could talk about that forever but Ill save that for another time. So after I got out the shower and got all ready I had to walk all the way to and First Year Seminar class where we do nothing but sit there and talk about how we are doing in class so far. Then After sitting in First Year Seminar class for 30 min I have to walk all the way back to Thomas Hall. On the way back it got so cold I had to take a break, so I decide to grab something to eat at the bait shop. After getting something to eat I start to walk back to Thomas, of all the things that could happen on my way back, I slip and fall face first into the snow! I was Furious, but at the same time I couldn't help but laugh, I mean the irony. After falling in the snow there was no making it back to Thomas, I turned around and watched TV in the rec center until practice started.